They Are Not Ready

When aliens are trying to decide if Earthlings are ready for them to make first contact, they no longer have to sneak down here and live among us. They only need to visit Twittervision's new 3D view of what people are Twittering around the world to get a sense of our planet. "Oh look," they'll click to one another in strange alien-speak, "They are still arguing over copyright, of all things. They're not ready."