North entrance of NORAD
The fine folks at Norad and Google have apparently done so much math that they’ve come to believe Santa functions within a different spacetime continuum than the rest of us. They’ve built a web site so it must be true. Once this was established, it made perfect sense to track Santa as he combines space and time into a single manifold. If all of this sounds a bit too intense, you can just follow his Twitter account: @noradsanta.
Did someone say … cookies?