Last night I felt an earthquake but my fiance didn’t believe me. Within seconds my phone started twittering with reports from friends.
“did anyone just feel that earthquake?”
“Just felt that earthquake. No one else here did.”
“damn, i always miss the quakes”
Aha! See? It was an earthquake and Twitter had my back. The quake was a light 4.4 centered somewhere in Sonoma county.
Did someone say … cookies?